World Zombie Day is an annual event where zombie fans dress up, maraud through the streets of London and raise money for the homeless. At least, that’s the cover story. There are those of us that know better. We’ve followed the teachings of the Great Phophet George A. Romero (peace be upon Him). We know that the Zombie Apocalypse is imminent and that this is an important rehearsal. Mankind will be punished for it’s sins of the flesh, it’s rampant consumerism, it’s avarice, pride and not least Justin Bieber. We know that when hell is overflowing, Satan will send us his dead. For when there’s is no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth.
I’m just saying.
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