Lohārdaga This week the Government urged those unable to work from home to go back to work. Meanwhile, the rest of us can continue to ping off a few emails in the morning, have the occasional video call in our underpants, and spend the afternoon watching Netflix. Or is that just me? Anyway, during this difficult period our Prime minister has certainly lived up to his reputation. Unfortunately, that reputation is for laziness, incompetence, and pathological dishonesty. Yes, as Britain stands on the edge of a precipice, nobody is better equipped than Boris Johnson to take us forward.
Mūndwa From this week, we’re also no longer officially restricted to exercising once a day. To be honest, I’ve been doing more than that anyway. The streets have been practically empty, and when I do come across someone we smile and politely do the now-familiar social distance dance. Exercise is one of the things keeping me sane, although part of me thinks that the only rational thing to do in these circumstances is to go mad.
http://hkbookkeeping.com/wp-content/plugins/essential-grid/public/assets/font/fontello/css/fontello.css?ver=2.3.3 Some non-essential shops are now allowed to open, provided they take the proper precautions. The Subway near me has a sign saying four people only, but every time I walk by they seem unable to even muster that many
victims customers. It almost as if people think a chipotle ‘chicken’ foot-long sub is not worth risking death for. Who’d have thought?
canadian pharmacy no prescription cytotec When Bertie was here we took our walks down by the Thames, and through the meadows and woods. Now he’s gone I’m back to walking along the pavement and through the parks. My morning walk now takes me through Homewood Park and past Botelys Mansion. Botleys is a Palladian house built in the 1760s. It’s changed hands many times during its lifetime, but for much of the 20th Century it was variously a war hospital, a psychiatric hospital, and a nurses’ home. These days it’s owned by a private company that hires it out for weddings.
Prior to this pandemic, thanks to Brexit and the ensuing culture war, Britain has been engulfed in political turmoil for three years. Each day seemed to bring a new political calamity, which was then promptly forgotten when the next one happened 24 hours later. Weeks felt like months, months felt like years. I really regret not keeping a simple note of events as they happened, just so I could look back and try and make some sense of it all.
So during this period I’ve decided to sum up the weekly events that have struck me the most, from the deadly serious to the absurdly ridiculous. If my tone seems flippant at times…well, we all have our own way of getting through this horror.
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This week in The Coronapocalypse:
- In a devastating blow to the virus, the Government changes its slogan from ‘Stay Home’ to ‘Stay Alert’
- PM announces three-step approach to ease country back to normality, but forgets to include his resignation
- Some non-essential shops allowed to re-open, provided they take necessary precautions
- Avianca, the world’s second-oldest airline, folds
- Furlough scheme to continue until October
- Football restarts behind closed doors in the German Bundesliga
- Goverment recommends homemade face coverings in enclosed places
- People who can’t work from home should go back to work, provided they can social distance
- Trump declares victory over “invisible enemy” as US deaths surpass 80,000
- Covid-19 breaches supposedly one of the most secure facilities in the world: The White House
- Public Health England approves use of ‘100% accurate’ antibody test
- Large areas of London are to be closed to vans and cars, allowing people to walk and cycle safely and thus avoid public transport
- UK trial begins to see if dogs can ‘sniff out’ virus
- Anti-lockdown protests take place in Hyde Park and Britain takes back the Covidiot Crown. Donald Trump demands a recount
Worldwide cases: 4,722,233 (previous week 3,484,558)
Worldwide deaths: 313,266 (previous week 244,786)
UK cases: 240,161 (previous week 182,260)
UK deaths: 34,466 (previous week 28,131)